let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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