I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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