God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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