At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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