The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
its liver damage thursday
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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