just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.