I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours