i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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