All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
it's like iHOP with fire
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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