Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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