if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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