saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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