Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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