none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?