just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
vagina is talking i cant
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I need to align my fucking chakras
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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