My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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