Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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