he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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