this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?