I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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