this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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