i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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