:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.