She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.