I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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