yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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