come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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