This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.