She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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