Dude my mom stole all your condoms
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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