Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT