you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.