I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i think i just lost a toe
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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