I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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