anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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