I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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