doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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