I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i think my mom watched the whole time
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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