Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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