i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.