Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.