This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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