that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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