Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
My dad is sitting where you rode me
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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