I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize