You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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