so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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