This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize