THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Mom said you looked used
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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