it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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