we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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