Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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