I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Text me some of your sweat
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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